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Alisa / Michigan
“That’s one of the reasons I never wanted to get married. The last thing I wanted was infinite security and to be the place an arrow shoots off from. I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.”

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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  • if i was a doctor
  • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  • me: okay take off your underwear

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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

b0w3lm0v3m3nt your mom all the time to the dogs.

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spoktrop:


watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
wizcoylifa:

godspeed caterpie